Hi everyone, this is Tyler Cooley here. Before we get started, I wanted to get a couple things
straight. I am not a writer. Not even in the slightest. So, as I begin my blogging career please
enjoy how awful I am at this. Also, remember not to take everything I say too seriously. Besides
these next few points I am about to make of course.
Anyways, even though I am not the best writer, I am great at many other things. For example, I
am great at napping. Flying on a crowded plane at 6:45pm on a Thursday? I’ll gladly pull down
the lunch tray, lay my head down and nap with the best of them. Riding along in shotgun on the
way to a beer mile in North Carolina? (it’s on youtube please go watch) I’ll still be slumped! But
trust me, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
For further proof on how incredibly gifted I am, please refer to episode 95 on youtube to hear
me discuss fighting a full grown tiger. And if you are wondering if I think I would win this fight,
the answer is yes, I ABSOLUTELY would. If you give me a massive hunting knife, I truly believe
there is not one animal that I could not take down. Put me in a colosseum and it is me 1v1
against a tiger, Rust Style, I fully believe I am going to win. Actually while I am on the topic if you
put me in the WATER with a great white shark, I am still coming out on top. Keep in mind, I also
have zero hunting experience whatsoever. But oh well it doesn’t matter. I am a winner.
I’m sure some of you are probably thinking “man he’s full of himself” and to be honest you might
be right! But I am a man and I can also admit when I am not very good at things either. Even
though I won’t enjoy this segment, I am going to lay out a couple things I am NOT good at.
Starting with labor work. About 3 months ago I used a power tool (DALE, NO POWER TOOLS!)
for the first time! As some people would say I have “soft hands” and I am not ashamed to admit
it. I also have limited experience with a lawn mower. Aka ZERO. So, if you were planning on
asking me to cut your grass, please don’t. But before you guys get carried away, cause I know
what you guys are thinking, “Man this guy is a dweeb”. IF I ever decide to begin improving my
labor work skills, I will end up being the best labor worker in the world.
Alright that is all I got for today folks! I know this has been absolutely terrible but hopefully you
guys enjoyed a lil peek into how my brain operates. I love you guys. I’ll see you guys soon!
– Tyler Cooley Aka The Greatest