Tyler Cooley – Pine Room Studios

Cooley’s Gambling Advice

October 8, 2024 by Tyler Cooley

What’s going on guys! Today I am going to be talking about betting. Over the last few weeks, I have learned a couple lessons when it comes to betting on sports.

1. Don’t ever listen to Soup. Soup picked Kirk cousins under 235.5 yards. He finished with 509 yards!

2. Don’t bet with your heart. Right before the Tampa Bay Buccaneers went into overtime I bet on them to win and they lost immediately.

3. Do not bet the unders. I don’t care how “smart” people say it is or what the Sharps do. It’s boring and I hate it. There is absolutely nothing worse than when you lose an Under bet in the first quarter and you no longer have anything to root for. Now before I leave, I just want to give you guys one lock of the CENTURY. It is today’s MLB playoff game between the Cleveland Guardians and the Detroit Tigers. HAMMER THE GUARDIANS MONEY LINE!

Let’s go & have a great day everyone!

⁃ Cooley

LOCK of the century!

August 28, 2024 by Tyler Cooley

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Hello everyone! I have major news for you in today’s blog. I am here to present to you the LOCK of the century… yes that noise you heard was Coach Del and Nick SPRINTING into the attic to grab their bags of money to place this bet.

Without further ado, let’s get rolling. The LOCK of the Century is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers OVER 7.5 wins. Now I know what you’re saying, “oh Cooley you’re a Bucs fan of course you’re saying that!”. But let me explain. I’m a very realistic fan of my sports teams and I stand by that. However, I have a few reasons why I believe this bet is a lock and I plan to explain it.

First, this is an upgraded team that won NINE games last year. They were 9-8. Now I know every year is different but you’d be dumb not to use some kind of information from previous years. We added new pieces along the Offensive line via draft & free agency. First round pick Graham Barton looks like a stud already and should help improve the run game tremendously along with Bucky Irving as the new back up RB. This is also an offense that already has Baker Mayfield, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Rachad White, and newly drafted Jalen McMillian! They also hired a new OC in Liam Coen who I believe is an upgrade as well. Everyone on defense has returned, except Devin white (good riddance), we also added Jordan Whitehead at Safety! Yaya is expected to take another leap after bursting onto the scene his rookie season. Along with Calijah Kancey.

Up next, the schedule. Although they do have a few tough games on the schedule (49ers, Ravens, chiefs, Lions, Falcons), we also have lots of winnable games. For example, they play the Panthers 2x, Saints 2x, Giants, Raiders, Chargers, Broncos, & the Commanders. That’s NINE games I believe the Bucs will be the favorites in. Remember we only need 8 wins to win the bet! That means this team can finish 8-9 and we go home millionaires.

Finally, legendary Mike Florio also agreed with me on our radio show WKKX The Watchdog that the Buccaneers are being slept on this year! Find me a smarter person than Mike Florio in the NFL. You can’t! That is a solid ringing endorsement that backs up my claims for this LOCK.

So there you have it folks, the secret to making your first Millions of dollars!! (Please bet responsibly)

Tyler Cooley

Worthy Punishments

August 9, 2024 by Tyler Cooley

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Hello everyone! Today I am going to talk about things people do that I hate, and what I

think their punishment should be for doing said activities. As always, keep in mind that this is

written by someone who used to struggle to stay awake in his mythology class. Alright, let’s get

rolling!

To kick this off, we are going to talk about people who wear clothes that are completely

irrelevant to a sporting event. I know my fellow pineroom guys can back me up on this. For

example, if you are going to a Pirates game, WHY are you wearing a mario shirt?! WHY are you

wearing PAJAMAS?! As Coach Del always says, “Hey honey! Can you grab my purple shirt,

I’m going to the Pirates game!”. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Therefore I believe there

needs to be a punishment for people that do this.

PUNISHMENT = 10 years in your local jail

Up next we have people who clap on a plane! Now this one isn’t horrible but nonetheless,

I still hate it. We don’t clap when John Harris finishes making your sandwich at Subway? Or

when Susie makes your McChicken at Mcdonalds? They landed a plane congrats. Millions of

planes land a day.

PUNISHMENT = 2 years of being Homeless

Okay last but not least, people (ADULTS) who WEAR FULL BLOWN mickey mouse

outfits to Disney. I get it, sport some mickey mouse ears. But do we really need to wear the ears,

mickey shirt, mickey pants, mickey socks, mickey shoes, and a mickey sticker on your face? No.

You don’t. Grow up!

PUNISHMENT = Execution

That’s all folks! As always remember, this is all fun and jokes. I love you all and thanks

for reading!!

– Tyler Cooley

Tyler Cooley Aka The Greatest

July 22, 2024 by Tyler Cooley

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Hi everyone, this is Tyler Cooley here. Before we get started, I wanted to get a couple things

straight. I am not a writer. Not even in the slightest. So, as I begin my blogging career please

enjoy how awful I am at this. Also, remember not to take everything I say too seriously. Besides

these next few points I am about to make of course.

Anyways, even though I am not the best writer, I am great at many other things. For example, I

am great at napping. Flying on a crowded plane at 6:45pm on a Thursday? I’ll gladly pull down

the lunch tray, lay my head down and nap with the best of them. Riding along in shotgun on the

way to a beer mile in North Carolina? (it’s on youtube please go watch) I’ll still be slumped! But

trust me, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

For further proof on how incredibly gifted I am, please refer to episode 95 on youtube to hear

me discuss fighting a full grown tiger. And if you are wondering if I think I would win this fight,

the answer is yes, I ABSOLUTELY would. If you give me a massive hunting knife, I truly believe

there is not one animal that I could not take down. Put me in a colosseum and it is me 1v1

against a tiger, Rust Style, I fully believe I am going to win. Actually while I am on the topic if you

put me in the WATER with a great white shark, I am still coming out on top. Keep in mind, I also

have zero hunting experience whatsoever. But oh well it doesn’t matter. I am a winner.

I’m sure some of you are probably thinking “man he’s full of himself” and to be honest you might

be right! But I am a man and I can also admit when I am not very good at things either. Even

though I won’t enjoy this segment, I am going to lay out a couple things I am NOT good at.

Starting with labor work. About 3 months ago I used a power tool (DALE, NO POWER TOOLS!)

for the first time! As some people would say I have “soft hands” and I am not ashamed to admit

it. I also have limited experience with a lawn mower. Aka ZERO. So, if you were planning on

asking me to cut your grass, please don’t. But before you guys get carried away, cause I know

what you guys are thinking, “Man this guy is a dweeb”. IF I ever decide to begin improving my

labor work skills, I will end up being the best labor worker in the world.

Alright that is all I got for today folks! I know this has been absolutely terrible but hopefully you

guys enjoyed a lil peek into how my brain operates. I love you guys. I’ll see you guys soon!

– Tyler Cooley Aka The Greatest

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Cooley’s Gambling Advice

LOCK of the century!

Worthy Punishments

Tyler Cooley Aka The Greatest