Fantasy owners week, season, and lives are ruined already! Family, friends, homes, jobs don’t matter anymore! My fantasy team is crumbling right before my eyes. Terrible qb, tight end out for the year, rb sharing time.
It was all so perfect after the draft.
Life is so unfair! 0-1. What do I do? Waiver wire, trade? I can’t sleep.
Sundays were supposed to be a day of joy and celebration as I watch my defense run an interception back, my qb throw for 300 and 4 tds, my backs running wild! How can it get any worse?
The chill is in the air, leaves will be changing, daylight is shrinking, kids are back in school, the bands are marching, the Pineroom will be up and running….
But wait, most importantly, it’s time for Fantasy Football!!!!!!! The earth quits spinning, work production is down 75%, and everyone is now an NFL GM. The magazines, computer rankings, tv shows, phone services! What will be the punishment for the last place team? Who do I keep? How many leagues will I get in?
So many decisions!!! I cant sleep! Is Tim Manoa’s elbow healed????? To be continued
After 5 unsuccessful, very frustrating attempts to have a freezer delivered to our house from Home Depot in Washington, PA., we finally received the unit on the 6th unannounced try last week. I had countless hours of being put on hold, unanswered phone calls, excuses, frustrating miscommunication, and just plain stupidity. In the end, we received the freezer for free. We were outraged. I shouted at the delivery company, the store managers, the dispatchers. I said I would never buy anything at Home Depot ever, ever again!!!!!!!! But then, I had A thought! An Idea! A Vision! An $1100 freezer for free! What’s a few frustrating moments? No big deal! Right? I’m ordering new outdoor furniture tomorrow! Thanks Home Depot! I’m gonna go get a popsicle!