Hello everyone! Today I am going to talk about things people do that I hate, and what I
think their punishment should be for doing said activities. As always, keep in mind that this is
written by someone who used to struggle to stay awake in his mythology class. Alright, let’s get
rolling!
To kick this off, we are going to talk about people who wear clothes that are completely
irrelevant to a sporting event. I know my fellow pineroom guys can back me up on this. For
example, if you are going to a Pirates game, WHY are you wearing a mario shirt?! WHY are you
wearing PAJAMAS?! As Coach Del always says, “Hey honey! Can you grab my purple shirt,
I’m going to the Pirates game!”. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Therefore I believe there
needs to be a punishment for people that do this.
PUNISHMENT = 10 years in your local jail
Up next we have people who clap on a plane! Now this one isn’t horrible but nonetheless,
I still hate it. We don’t clap when John Harris finishes making your sandwich at Subway? Or
when Susie makes your McChicken at Mcdonalds? They landed a plane congrats. Millions of
planes land a day.
PUNISHMENT = 2 years of being Homeless
Okay last but not least, people (ADULTS) who WEAR FULL BLOWN mickey mouse
outfits to Disney. I get it, sport some mickey mouse ears. But do we really need to wear the ears,
mickey shirt, mickey pants, mickey socks, mickey shoes, and a mickey sticker on your face? No.
You don’t. Grow up!
PUNISHMENT = Execution
That’s all folks! As always remember, this is all fun and jokes. I love you all and thanks
for reading!!
– Tyler Cooley