Cooley

A maverick of our tales, this former Division II athlete suffers chronic shoulder pain and is regarded by some as the youngest retiree of his time. Against all odds, he emerged victorious from the hallowed halls of West Liberty University, clutching a degree in Health and Physical Education. And amidst the trials and tribulations, one thing remains indisputable – this vivacious soul is no stranger to the joys of revelry and libations. No… He doesn’t have an accent.